11 months old
Only one month 'til I'm all grown up! I've gotta make up for lost time!
First things first - crawling. Lookee here, I'm up on all twos!
OK, this is better. All fours!! Come back here you rascally rattle!
Only 15 years 'til I can drive. I better start learning the rules of the road.
I think being cute will get me out of any difficulties I might encounter.
Er, I was going HOW fast, officer?

I know Mommy cleaned this porch, but ICK, my hands are dirty.
I don't even wanna touch my own legs.
Ah, much better.
C'mon in, the water's fine!!